unclefather:

me: *says lmao*

me: *ass is still attached* 

(Source: unclefather, via thebootydiaries)

glyxiebear:

camben24:

4wns:

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

sorry to improve your day without much notice but 

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

(via salviadevine)

urbancatfitters:

I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism

(Source: urbancatfitters, via makingmyown-history)

brothernatures:

not to be a fake psychic but i just like…know

(Source: vodouist, via hugs-are-lovely)